I Find Karma (
Fri, 9 Feb 96 22:43:58 PST

"If any invention marks the decline of human civilization, I think it would
be the snooze alarm. The snooze alarm is based on the idea that when the
alarm goes off, you're not getting up...They should sell the snooze alarm
with an unemployment application and a bottle of tequila. Just make it
a complete pathetic-loser kit."

- comedian Jerry Seinfeld