Good one

CobraBoy (
Tue, 20 Aug 1996 11:16:11 -0700

This guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good
proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and
practice a little.

Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork in his butt! He
thinks it's a little strange, so he pulls it out and music starts
playing! "...On the road again, just can't wait to get on the road

The guy really freaks out! He runs and gets the Medical Examiner and
drags him back to the table. "Look!" he says, and pulls the cork out
again. "...On the road again..."

The Medical Examiner is totally unimpressed... "So what?" he says.
"Isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" the guy asked.
"Are you kidding?" says the Medical Examiner. "Any asshole can sing
country music!"


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