I wanna know what the formula is for porn-stars picking their names.
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Strata Rose Chalup [mailto:email@example.com]
> Sent: Monday, March 26, 2001 6:33 PM
> To: FoRK
> Subject: Re: The *real* Jim Whitehead
> There's a nice guide to creating new names in "It's a Chick Thing"
> by Berland and Terry.
> For example: "your catholic schoolgirl name: Take on your grandmother's
> first name combined with the name of your favorite Irish pub (Ellen
> Shenanigan, Catherine O'Brien, Beatrice Benigan)"
> "your southern belle name: Pick your favorite flower and finish it with
> the surname of the first Civil War figure or Gone With the Wind character
> that comes to mind (Magnolia Lee, Lily Butler, Gardenia Jackson)"
> I guess for guys it would have to be something like "your covert wannabe
> name: Choose an obscure anachronistic hand weapon and add the name of
> a past US president or cabinet figure (Dirk Johnson, Caltrop Hoover,
> Bodkin Carter)"
> PS- Then we could do "your rugged pioneer name: Pick a farm animal, a
> part of anatomy, and a famous explorer or naturalist. Hyphenate the
> first two, and add the third. (Horse-Knees Lewis, Pig-Knuckles Muir,
> Turkey-Lips Audubon)" It could get worse. But we'll draw a kindly
> veil (Chicken-Caul Boone?) on the subject...
> Wayne E Baisley wrote:
> > > Do you know how many "Stephen Williams" there are?
> > How's 'bout:
> > Al 'Shipment' Lewis
> > Ellipses Whitman
> > Limp Wealthiness
> > Meanwhile Splits
> > Misshapen Willet
> > Wilhelmina's Pest
> > Cheers,
> > Wayne
> > Hello, my name is "Siemany Molleh"
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