Re: Uh, have the woman I want???

duck (
Tue, 12 Aug 1997 22:20:31 -0700

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Great, so you're stuck in a crowded bar with a bunch of other
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in church.

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Or you can just hang out with Rohit and see first-hand how the sage
works his magic!


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