The only difference one could claim is that Dogbert is smaller and colorless.
Well, the size really isn't an issue. I mean, after all, we don't know the
absolute scale of the strip. Assuming a 30 foot Dilbert, and it all
works out nicely. Besides, why would Dilbert have to be real?
As for coloration, just remember that the strip was originally B&W.
Color was added later, and they just stuck to basic white probably because
the colorizer hadn't met Rohit personally. After all, apparently everyone
at the company is rendered white - have you ever seen a high-tech company
that was NOT 50% asian? Obviously a simple plot to protect Dogbert's
Anyway, this revelation came to me a while back, but I figured I should
share it now, just to be safe. You see, Rohit will be in LA, and he
knows that I know his secret, and well, just in case anything happens to me,
I thought the world should know.
Oh, and for the record I just signed up for Dogbert's New Ruling Class.
High Pundit and First Mocker
Just because the whole universe exists to Mock Rohit does not mean
it doesn't need some help every now and then.
-- Ernie P.