Re: My profile.

Robert Harley (
Thu, 12 Jun 1997 23:21:58 +0200 (MET DST)

Tried a second time... it barfed with "duplicate username: blowme".

Darn, "invalid page fault in module KERNEL32.DLL at 0137:bff78053."
followed by hex junk. Fucking Windoze crap. (Needless to say the
other kernel I use, namely /vmlinux, has not so much as hiccupped in
the 5 or 6 weeks since I got the new Alpha.)

Try again. Success!

My interests.
Homemaking, farming, handcrafting.

Yeah that's me. Hey "handcrafting". That, and their condom-with-arms
logo gives me an idea. Huh-huh... I'll pretend to be Beavis and
"polishing the ole trouser snake" is my profession of choice. Let's see
how their ".asp" handles that.

My abilities.
I feel most comfortable when I'm: Working with my hands. Heh heh.
Time passes most quickly when I'm: Working with my hands. Oh yeah!
I do better at tasks when I'm: w.w.m.h. You get the idea.
The tasks I seem to be best at emphasize: w.w.m.h. Yup.
I have been complemented by my supervisors due to my ability in: w.w.m.h.
I always knew I was good at: wwmh Sure did.
When it comes right down to it, I'm best at: wwmh No 2 ways about it.
I'm proud of my ability in: wwmh Guffaw!
Working with my hands: has always come naturally to me.
I do well when I'm responsible for: wwmh

Next up, my personality.
Ordered everything 1, 2, 3, 4.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------0A job or project that is different and exciting. Yep.
A job or project that is mentally stimulating. Huh huh, "stimulate".
A good physical relationship. It's physical all right.
Rewards based upon originality of ideas. This is cool.
Rewards based upon merit and acheivement. Where do I sign up?
A good ball game. Huh huh, it says "ball".
A moving emotional experience. ...
A task that makes one feel good.
A task that calls upon one's imagination.
Steady work.

All done.

CAP™ has used the results from your Interest, Abilities, and
Personality exercises to determine your personal strengths. Your
strengths colors are:

[some coloured rectanges]

You must be involved in areas that help and are of benefit to others,
that you can believe in, and that makes you feel good.You must be able
to do new and different things, go to new and different places, meet
new and different people and have the freedom to chase your
curiosity.You must be involved in areas that help and are of benefit
to others, that you can believe in, and that makes you feel good.

No fair! This is some cheesy crowd harvesting email addresses for
spamming and the best they can offer is some permutation of three
sentences? The first and third are even duplicates! Huh huh, at
least they got the "feel good" part right. Heh heh. Heh heh heh heh heh.
Ta da da da da.

-- Beavis.