> Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
> From: email@example.com (Tom Phoenix)
> Subject: Hard to believe...
> ROSWELL, N.M. (AP) -- Today, the United States Air Force issued a
> long-awaited report about the "Roswell Incident" in which some people
> claim that software from Microsoft functioned correctly in Roswell, New
> Mexico in 1947.
Well if you were paying attention to my post from yesterday you see I came
up with this as a FoRK X-clue-sive
Subject: Air Force says Roswell 'space aliens' were dummies
*** Ok so maybe they weren't so smart, but name calling doesn't help. ;-)
The Air Force reported Tuesday that "space aliens" who supposedly
crashed in the New Mexico desert 50 years ago were only military
dummies used in high-altitude parachute drops. A 231-page Air Force
report aimed at ending speculation over the Roswell Incident denied
the military had recovered bodies from damaged flying saucers in
1947 and had been covering up the discovery ever since. But the
private Fund for UFO Research attacked the report, noting that test
dummies were not dropped by parachute until 1955. See full story at
Roswell witnesses recall UFO crash 50 years later, see
Possibly we now know where the technology behind Microsoft comes from?
Microsoft = Dumb alien's OS
Who are these losers you quote and why can't they think on their feet?
...two turntables and a microphone.