Re: Words from Ernie about Women

CobraBoy! (
Fri, 5 Sep 1997 23:14:41 -0800

Dr. Ernest N. Prabhakar around 11:08 AM -0800 on 9/5/97, made things
perfectly clear with this:

> In keeping with FoRK's new role as group therapy...
> I suspect Rohit intended these bits for me, given recent events.
> > "When women are depressed they either eat or go
> > shopping. Men invade another country." --- Elayne Boosler
> I didn't actually invade a country, I blew up cars. I spent many hours
>last night playing therapeutic wargames with my friend Dustin, so it
>qualifies as the same.

real dynamite and a Mercedes is really cool.

> The reason was that the girl I had mentioned to you - the one I came home
>to see while waiting to hear from Apple - just got back into town Tuesday.
>I called her up on Thursday...


> It isn't easy. I am still somewhat ticked off at God for allowing this
>to happen. However, He seems to be making a decent attempt to sympathize
>and make it up to me, so I figure I'll at least give Him a chance to make
>peace. After all, where else can I turn?

nah, blow it off. statisticly she is doomed even in the best of
relationships, and given these facts things will not work out. then when
she comes out of it she will be scared and older. nothing worse then some
girl who's aging, pulling a freight train of emotional baggage. she is
doomed. oh well, shit happens, you tried, her mistake.

> Live, grow stronger, live another day.
> -- Ernie P.
> P.S. Tim, or anyone else, you up for breakfast at 9:30 in Pasadena
>Sunday? You can decide later if you want to come to our 'liturgical punk'
>church service at 11 AM.

well in my schedule Sunday is a long way's off. e-mail me your phone # and
I'll call Sat night.


P.S. Wanna good laugh? There was this girl I took out a few times, Nichole.
Pretty, but sort of fucked up and I didn't feel like playing big daddy. So
she calls me about twice a week, always inviting me over for dinner etc. I
guess she wanted to show me how together she had gotten it. But, by that
time my decision was made and in CobraBoy's world, one chance is all you
get. So today I run into one of her friends and she says, "how's Nicole?"
My reply is "uhh... dunno and why should I." Then her friend says, sort of
like to show me what I'm missing or something, "well you know she's dating

Well I couldn't laugh out loud, that would have been rude, but FABIO? So
just remember, next time your S.O. and her giggling girlfriends talk about
Fabio, tell them, "yeah stick a FoRK in it, he dates CobraBoy's rejects."


Care about people's approval and you will be their prisoner.
-Toa Te Ching

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